nisexual

the opposite of bisexual, you have no sexual attraction to male or female whatsoever.

typical guy 1:"Dude, she's hot!"
guy 2:"If you say so."
typical guy 1:"what are you gay?"
guy 2:"no, I'm just nisexual."

by Faustus McPeter May 09, 2008

aflap

As fucking late as possible

Boss: Hey, we're going to have a mandatory meeting after lunch.
Me: Sure boss, I'll be there AFLAP!

by Faustus McPeter October 04, 2019