Definitions by Fatty Arbuckle

cowch 

A large piece of living-room furniture that is barely big enough to hold the massiveness of a fat, gargantuan mailman who over-indulges in heavily salted snack treats and deep-fried delicacies.

Look at that fat bastard inhale shrimp toast on the cowch!

cowch by Fatty Arbuckle August 24, 2004