calm your chizz

My boys often say mom calm your chizz. When I am getting on there nerves.
by Fat cobra January 08, 2016
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machete

when a man is about to ejaculate, he pulls out of her anus and in a chopping motion slaps the girl in the face as he is ejaculating.
hey dude, i got pissed off at your mom yesterday so i went ahead and gave her a machete.
by fat cobra April 28, 2007
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