Fat cobra 's definitions

machete

when a man is about to ejaculate, he pulls out of her anus and in a chopping motion slaps the girl in the face as he is ejaculating.

hey dude, i got pissed off at your mom yesterday so i went ahead and gave her a machete.

by fat cobra December 26, 2008

calm your chizz

Relax / chill out / calm down

My boys often say mom calm your chizz. When I am getting on there nerves.

by Fat cobra April 19, 2016