Fart Connoisseur's definitions

internal fart

A fart that is denied acces into the world so in retaliation it runs back into your colon screaming,"I hate you!"
We know this diolouge as the sound of an internal fart.

As a fart tried to slip past my anus I refused to let it fly. It then turned into an internal fart.

by Fart Connoisseur November 19, 2013