Farmer Ed's definitions

Doozing

The act of doing something, but actually doing nothing.
The art of doing something but not actually doing anything constructive. this is done to keep boredom at bay.

lets go doozing to buy a scalextric we have nothing else to do.

by Farmer Ed March 18, 2011

gypsy tits

breasts that develop to become very large and obvious. Commonly found on a gypsy. As seen regularly on the channel 4 program my big fat gypsy wedding.

That girl has some right gypsy tits, look at them, they're massive!

by Farmer Ed August 29, 2016