Definitions by Farmall Fever

hot pocket 

A women who is known to have an STD and/or an ugly vagina.

Joel- "I was at the bar last night and I meet this hot ass bitch."

Mike- "So did you take her home?"

Joel- "So I get back to her place, and find out she was packing a hot pocket, so I bolted"

hot pocket by Farmall Fever August 2, 2006