Fane Jonda 's definitions

Red Lobster

A household chain restaurant specializing in seafood dishes that will surely satiate the appetite of any hungry human who has the palate of a sewer rat.

We went on a date to Red Lobster Friday night and ate 3 baskets of cheddar biscuits and an appetizer of calamari.

by Fane Jonda February 2, 2021

Council Bluffer

An inhabitant of Council Bluffs, IA, who possesses physical and/or behavioral attributes stereotypical of a Council Bluffs resident. They can be distinguished from the pack by their affinity for embellished clothing, aloof attitude towards anyone who doesn’t resemble a microwaved Twinkie, and love for dual-colored vehicles.

I saw Kate’s stepmom last weekend! She was walking out of Walmart wearing embellished jeans, Midriff turtleneck, and her stepdaughter’s platform sandals; she is such a Council Bluffer.

by Fane Jonda February 1, 2021

Elkhorn

A small exurb of Omaha, NE, flourishing with new money and Republican politics. What was once a middle-class, unincorporated outlier of Omaha, Elkhorn has grown into a hot spot for upper-middle class suburbanites who have a taste for bougie aesthetics and an opposition to any COVID-19 mask mandates and safety measures.

Damn, I was in Elkhorn the other day and saw Linden’s mom filling her Range Rover with gas while she had her bedazzled COVID-19 mask hanging below her nose.

by Fane Jonda February 2, 2021