Definitions by Family McPot

Town Drunk 

White collared individuals who frequently attend happy hours, socialize with friends and get drunk during the week while never missing a day of work. Town drunks can often be seen doing the Irish Commute home from happy hour.

Karen our friends in the city are a bunch of town drunks, they are at happy hour again!

Town Drunk by Family McPot April 3, 2008

irish commute

Drinking too much at happy hour and then attempting to drive home.

Example 1:
"I hope the cops dont pull me over after these shots of Jamesons while I'm doing the Irish commute."

Example 2:
Heather: "Joseph, why is the car in the front yard?"
Joe: "I did too many car bombs at O'Rileys and did the irish commute."

irish commute by Family McPot October 22, 2007