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Octoloctonopus

Is a noun referring to a hybridized animal which is half octopus and half hippopotamus. Coined by comedian and pianist Daniel Thrasher.

Friend 1:What's up?

Friend 2: I'm just walking my Octoloctonopus.

Friend 1: Your what?

by Fake Scottsman May 20, 2022