FRIENDS IS LIFEEE's definitions

pornapple

a sexually arousing pineapple

Omg this pornapple is so sexy. I want it to sex me up right now. I need those spikes inside me now. Oh yes I’m so turned on by this pornapple.

by FRIENDS IS LIFEEE September 29, 2017

reade

You are a reade if you are kick-you-in-the-crotch-spit-on-your-neck fantastic.

Wow he’s clearly a reade! He’s suave.

by FRIENDS IS LIFEEE September 29, 2017