reade

You are a reade if you are kick-you-in-the-crotch-spit-on-your-neck fantastic.
Wow he’s clearly a reade! He’s suave.
by FRIENDS IS LIFEEE September 30, 2017
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pornapple

a sexually arousing pineapple
Omg this pornapple is so sexy. I want it to sex me up right now. I need those spikes inside me now. Oh yes I’m so turned on by this pornapple.
by FRIENDS IS LIFEEE September 30, 2017
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