FRED BATES's definitions

filthy crumpet

When you take a shit and have at least two guys ejaculate on it and stick it in the microwave.yum.

Lee: Hey Fred lets feed eD a filthy crumpet while he sleeps
Fred:Haha, yeah sure dude i have to like shit anyways.
Lee:and im horny as fuck

by FRED BATES November 19, 2007