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"This is a message to the people that work for Blizzard Entertainment, specifically the Diablo 3 crew. I wasn't going to make a video today because I didn't think anybody would see it. I thought everybody would be out playing Diablo 3, and I thought I would be playing Diablo 3, you'd be playing Diablo 3, but NOBODY'S FUCKING PLAYING DIABLO 3! Because you gotta see the servers down, the servers are down! And every time I try to log in, all I get is fucking Error 37! Error 37! I keep trying to log in and I get Error 37! ERROR 37! Why the fuck is it 37?! What the fuck are the other 36?! Shouldn't this be error number 1?! Error number 1, I can't log the FUCK IN!? Holy SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS NUMBER 35?! SOMEONE SHOT SOMEBODY RUNNING THE SERVERS?! DID ONE OF THE FUCKING HAMSTERS GET LOOSE?! I SPENT ALL FUCKING NIGHT TRYING TO GET THIS GODDAMN COLLECTOR'S EDITION! I STOOD LINE AT FUCKING WALMART! I CAN BARELY STAND UP! I FUCKING STOOD IN LINE AND JUST CAN'T EVEN PLAY THE FUCKING GAME! And oh, okay, I finally- okay, I finally get in, I'm- I finally get past Error 37! What do I get?! Error 3006! Can't even load the character screen! Error 3006! HOW MANY FUCKING ERRORS DID YOU GUYS COUNT TO?! Fucking what do I expect the next error... 9999? HOLY SHIT, IT'S OVER 9000! FUCK you, Blizzard! FUCKING... WORK YOUR GAMING YOU AIN'T WORK! THIS IS BULLSHIT! THIS IS BULLSHIT! I PAID MONEY, CASH MONEY, DOLLARS MONEY, CASH MONEY! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
by FB3Network February 14, 2026
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