Definitions by Ezra McCoollike

Stataphobia 

The severe anxiety of updating ones facebook status, due to the fear nobody will 'like' it.

Oh my god make your facebook status chillen with Harry and Hermione in the Gryffindor common room!

Guuuuys what if no one likes it! I CAN'T! I have stataphobia Aghghghhh

Stataphobia by Ezra McCoollike June 28, 2010