Definitions by Evil Rowden

Ass Plunderer 

One who proceeds to ram various objects up another's arsehole, usually repeating such words as 'Arrrrgh, me hearties' and 'Shiver me timbers'

Faheem Ayub, the most vicious ass plunderer to sail the seven seas

See also 'Captain Pugwash'

Ass Plunderer by Evil Rowden May 16, 2003