Maia

A normally short and aggressive little hound. Has a sniff of vodka and will get with your guy. Often chases an egg around a field. Has a shit green tie. Is going to fail all her exams because she's a basic blonde

OMG that's such a Maia

I hope my kids aren't a Maia

All my family hates Maia

by EveryonehatesAMaia March 19, 2017