Definitions by Everyone is gay apart from me

Big Red Anal Bastard 

An overweight Dutch prositute who specialises in anal crimping.

Can you believe Rick? I hear he got crimped by a Big Red Anal Bastard in Amsterdam!

Big Red Anal Bastard by Everyone is gay apart from me August 17, 2006

Anal Crimping 

The act of piercing one's anal cheeks together during a round of butt blistering.

Joe's ass got a real nice anal crimping from Susan last night and he didnt come to work cause he cant sit down cause he is bleeding shit all over the place. Anyone else would think thats wierd, but that bitch is also into shit blistering.. so whatever..

Anal Crimping by Everyone is gay apart from me August 17, 2006