Definitions by Eve Stirwin The First

slargapotamus 

A mystical beast of methods that have eluded the science of taxonomy as well as it may have tried in all its quotidian endeavors.

Though the slargapotamus is a generally furtive creature but may expose itself in a flash only to vanish back into the penumbra from where it came. Its methods are such that it eludes all facile beings.

slargapotamus by Eve Stirwin The First December 8, 2009