Definitions by Evan Vanderhoff

Hoeber 

An Uber filled with hoes.

Check out this hoeber in the quad.

Hoeber by Evan Vanderhoff February 2, 2017

Cumbutton 

After having sexual relations with a man when he cums on his partner's stomach and most of it gathers inside the partner's bellybutton.

"Jane, what's that in your bellybutton?"
"Oh phooey, that's from last night when Todd gave me a cumbutton."

Cumbutton by Evan Vanderhoff November 11, 2016