Evan Vanderhoff's definitions

Hoeber

An Uber filled with hoes.

Check out this hoeber in the quad.

by Evan Vanderhoff February 2, 2017

Cumbutton

After having sexual relations with a man when he cums on his partner's stomach and most of it gathers inside the partner's bellybutton.

"Jane, what's that in your bellybutton?"
"Oh phooey, that's from last night when Todd gave me a cumbutton."

by Evan Vanderhoff November 11, 2016