Definitions by Evan Oatman
Kung Fool
A martial art that is often used as a tactic to end a meaningless, heated argument. The rules of Kung Fool are:
1) One may only engage another Kung Fool Master.
2) Both Kung Fool Masters must acknowledge the bout.
3) A master may never physically engage an opponent.
4) The master who wields the most original combination of weapons and/or stances wins the bout.
1) One may only engage another Kung Fool Master.
2) Both Kung Fool Masters must acknowledge the bout.
3) A master may never physically engage an opponent.
4) The master who wields the most original combination of weapons and/or stances wins the bout.
Master 1: (bows) Your use of the jar of peanut butter and toe-nail clippers beasted my defense.
Master 2: (bows) I may have won this match, but your Frantic Platypus Stance proved to be a worthy Kung Fool technique.
Master 2: (bows) I may have won this match, but your Frantic Platypus Stance proved to be a worthy Kung Fool technique.
Kung Fool by Evan Oatman June 23, 2007
ZOMF
An expression used to demonstrate enthusiasm. Often found In greetings, salutations, and subject lines. It is nearly always followed up with an exclamation mark.
ZOMF by Evan Oatman January 19, 2007