1 definition by Eva Westberg

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When you have poop on your upper lip like a mustache. You can have many types of poopstaches in the form of a traditional mustache- like pinchers, goatee, soul patch, etc.
Dang it, I hate having a poopstache, it stinks worse than open cow ass.
by Eva Westberg April 29, 2008

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