Definitions by Esna Slersad

kirked

Murdered by a belligerent party as a means by said party to achieve certain political or religious goals. Used as a synonym to assassinated.

Being kirked is a internet slang term beginning usage mainly by those following U.S. politics during the 2nd U.S. presidential term achieved by Donald Trump.

I really dislike this eagle that's been flying around my yard. I wish it would just get kirked by someone.

kirked by Esna Slersad February 24, 2026

Tinker's damn 

The damn or other curse issued by a tinker. 19th century language in which tinkers by trade were considered some of the lowest in society, so to not receive a 'damn' from a tinker is considered as being lesser that the lowest. The modern day equivalent to tinkers would be furries, so if a furry doesn't give a damn, you gotta be one sorry son of a bitch.

I don't think you're even deserving of a tinker's damn, after what you did to those kids.

Tinker's damn by Esna Slersad January 13, 2025

the stocking stuffer 

The act of using a stocking as an inverted condom, i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device. Fun, but make not proper contraception. Please properly "wrap" your "present"!

My girl is about to get the stocking stuffer of her lift this Christmas. Sorry we can't hang bro.

the stocking stuffer by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024

the stocking stuffer 

The sexual act of using a stocking akin to an inverted condom (i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device). Can be fun but does not act as proper contraception, please put "gift wrap" over your "present"!

My girl is about the stocking stuffer of her life this Christmas *winks seductively*.

the stocking stuffer by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024

Private Pyle

Someone who is pushed into insanity by emotional/physical abuse.

An old friend of mine sort of ended up like Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket...he went insane, but instead of shooting himself, we were able to put him into an asylum.

Private Pyle by Esna Slersad November 30, 2020