1 definition by Ernesto Chartwell

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1. An immature and nonsensical way of responding to any and all questions/situations.

2. A alternate version of the word "cum."
1. Q: What's going on?
A: Kehm.

Q: This movie blows.
A: Kehm...

Q: Are you guys going to Fur late night?
A: Kehm?

2. I was banging this one-legged bald chick, and as I completed the inverse spidermonkey she yelled out, "I'm kehmming!!!" So I donkey-punched her and stashed her body at the Denny's on 2nd Ave. Kehm.
by Ernesto Chartwell December 25, 2005
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