Definitions by Ernest Goes to Urban Dictionary

knowumcensus 

The act of counting another's knowumimsayins either in a official or social setting.

"What are you from the department of
knowumimsayins?
You takin a knowumcensus?
You countin' my knowumimsayins?
whha- we hangin out right, its all good
you seeimsayin,
Ridin on my jock
I'm just tryin to have a good time"

knowumcensus by Ernest Goes to Urban Dictionary April 29, 2007