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When you have two bitches by there nappy ass hair from behind, and your scatter brain cant decide which ass canal to stab so you just stick a toe in each asshole and hang the fuck on...
I grabbed shaneka and yolanda by there fake ass weaves and did a dyslexic chariot across the living room floor.
by Erich Bastel May 24, 2007
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