Definitions by Eric Lowenberg

Moldovan Special 

When a person uses leaves and gravel to wipe their anus clean, resulting in rectal bleeding.

Nick: "Man I really gave myself a moldovan special when I was camping last weekend."

Toman: "Really? How badly did your rectum bleed?"

Nick: "Profusely."

Moldovan Special by Eric Lowenberg November 16, 2007