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Definitions by Eric Bana's Left Foot

Dirty Coner 

The Dirty Coner is the act of shoving one's kitchen utensils one by one into your Rectum whilst playing low quality Jump Up Drum & Bass as loud as you can whilst staring intensely at your dog who is doing the circle dance before taking a shit.
"Did you hear about Ethan? I heard he was caught and gave his nan a heart attack whilst performing the Dirty Coner, his dog had to be put down"