Equals Three's definitions

Emo Vampire Kid

That one depressed kid at your school who sits in the dark, wears black, and thinks he's a vampire

Joe1: *looks at dark corner* Who's that?
Joe2: Oh, thats the emo vampire kid
Joe1: Wait, he's a vampire?
Joe2: No, he just thinks he is, thats what separates him from the rest of the emos.

by Equals Three January 15, 2011