Ensign Redshirt's definitions

rickrollaphobia

The aversion to clicking on a link (blind or otherwise) because it may lead to a rick-roll or other undesirable content (see 2g1c).

Billy has rickrollaphobia, he doesn't click on any links labeled "pics" on reddit while he's a work.

by Ensign Redshirt October 18, 2008

kirk

Verb (from Star Trek): To seduce or otherwise have sex with an alien babe. This can also be applied to other genders, but always denotes a measure of conquest on behalf of the party who is kirking the other.

It's hard to name a Sci-Fi male lead who hasn't kirked a bevy of multi-colored tail.

Captain James T. Kirk loves to kirk hot green babes.

by Ensign Redshirt January 12, 2008