2 definitions by Enraged Coffee Addict

Californian

Someone from California. Typically they use vocabulary such as "dude", "bro", and "like". Stereotypes include surfing to school, freaking out when it rains, and going to the beach everyday, which generally make Northern Californians mad, because this doesn't really apply to them. Apparently, we also drive like maniacs, probably due to traffic being a common problem around Los Angeles and San Francisco. In Southern California, the girls are stereotyped to be blonde, tan, and fit, while usually we're all either the opposite, or Mexican. We're also known to be the life of any party, according to countless other states. While most believe Californians are completely ignorant to all the other states and arrogant, that usually isn't true - in fact, a lot of California-born people try to leave as soon as they can because of the 100 degree weather, frequent earthquakes, and traffic.

Kyle: Bro, I like, totally dig your car! Usually I surf to school, so I don't, like, have one.
Harry: Must be a Californian.

by Enraged Coffee Addict March 10, 2015

scrub

This is usually a term for someone who is new in school or a sport team. Most often a freshman or a transfer student. Typically used by someone who was butt-hurt when they were a scrub the year before.
Sometimes there is one said "scrub" that tries to be popular and attempts to make "scrub" a good name, by calling himself the King Scrub or Scrub Ultimatum. Usually this backfires when the upperclassmen call him that name and he gets made fun of even more.
Equivalent of "noob", "newbie", or "loser"

Guy: Dude, you're such a scrub!
Other Guy: Weren't you a scrub last year?
Guy: Yeah, but I was a cool scrub. And you aren't! Ha!

by Enraged Coffee Addict March 10, 2015