Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Empiress Feline

pocket parasite

A pocket parasite is someone who is always draining you of your finances.

My ex boyfriend was nothing but a pocket parasite. I took care of him the whole time we were together. I should have claimed him on my taxes.

My dog made me so mad yesterday because she shat on the floor after I had just gotten done steam cleaning the carpet.

shat by Empiress Feline February 9, 2010

when a person always seems to go about doing things in an order that doesn't make sense

Putting on your make-up before getting dressed for the day would be considered bassakwards.