bassakwards

when a person always seems to go about doing things in an order that doesn't make sense

Putting on your make-up before getting dressed for the day would be considered bassakwards.

by Empiress Feline February 05, 2010

shat

Shat is the past tense of shit.

My dog made me so mad yesterday because she shat on the floor after I had just gotten done steam cleaning the carpet.

by Empiress Feline February 09, 2010

pocket parasite

A pocket parasite is someone who is always draining you of your finances.

My ex boyfriend was nothing but a pocket parasite. I took care of him the whole time we were together. I should have claimed him on my taxes.

by Empiress Feline February 14, 2010