Emperor Xist's definitions

fashion victim

term that defines a young person who likes to be seen posing in public wearing a mixture of cheap-mildy expensive label clothing. Also a reference to someone who dresses up in 'expensive' clothes in order to gain entry to a night out at a tacky nightclub or bar that may operate a 'dress to impress policy'

look at the state of that geezer over there; f*cking fashion victim

by Emperor Xist April 9, 2006

gorbachev

In the United Kingdom, an early 1990's strain of LSD that featuread a black and white face of the ex-Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev

"I'll do you three Gorbachev's for a tenner"

by Emperor Xist February 4, 2006

piper alpha

A North Sea (UK) Oil rig that accidentally blew up in 1988.

alternatively, the slang term for a typically massive bong of Middle East origins with at least 4 hoses to entertain the purpose of smoking hashish.

'fire up piper alpha dude'

by Emperor Xist January 27, 2006

dick wart

above average insult to someone who you don't like, especially effective if said to a female - preferbly your whining girlfriend

what the f*ck you talking about now, ya dick wart

by Emperor Xist February 1, 2006

penguin

in the United Kindgom, a 1990's strain of LSD. The motif used was that of the classic 'penguin books' logo

i'll do you three penguins for a tenner

by Emperor Xist April 9, 2006