Emperor Xist's definitions

badger shagger

not to be confused with acts of beastiality, this defenition is purely an insult for someone of limited mental capability who you don't like, yet have to work with - usually a menial type situation

f*ck you, badger shagger

by Emperor Xist February 1, 2006

dick wart

above average insult to someone who you don't like, especially effective if said to a female - preferbly your whining girlfriend

what the f*ck you talking about now, ya dick wart

by Emperor Xist February 1, 2006

piper alpha

A North Sea (UK) Oil rig that accidentally blew up in 1988.

alternatively, the slang term for a typically massive bong of Middle East origins with at least 4 hoses to entertain the purpose of smoking hashish.

'fire up piper alpha dude'

by Emperor Xist January 27, 2006

penguin

in the United Kindgom, a 1990's strain of LSD. The motif used was that of the classic 'penguin books' logo

i'll do you three penguins for a tenner

by Emperor Xist April 9, 2006

rugby ball

in the United Kingdom, an early 1990's amphetamine substance shaped into a small pellet type ball hence name 'rugby ball'.

not as strong as freebase rocks but still a good buzz

hey Holtey, got any of them rugby balls left?

by Emperor Xist February 1, 2006