Kai

A gentleman. One of the funniest men you will meet. Can light up the room with his smile. Can be sarcastic but it makes him cuter. Girls chase him. A fucking GOD.
anon: hey, whats your name?

Kai: names kai

anon: FUCK ME IN THE ASS
by Emo Kai November 12, 2021
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Samantha

A bitch. Greedy and the definition of bipolar. Wannabe and sarcastic and things their the shit when really they look like shit. Ugly brain-dead bitch UmpaLumpa body ass whore.
Samantha: My names Samantha, call me sam.

Me: Kill yourself.
by Emo Kai November 12, 2021
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