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Emar Jones Jr.'s definitions

fauxd

Rhymes with ode.

It is purple drink.
It is skim milk drink.
It is iced milk product.
It is imitation cheese whiz.

The foodstuffs so fake that they cannot be called food.
"I'm not a hipster. I'm not a locavore, I just don't want to eat fauxd."
by Emar Jones Jr. March 24, 2010
mugGet the fauxdmug.

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