1 definition by Elvira, corporate zombie

Soul-sucking bastards that work for the company and not, I repeat, NOT, for the employee. Seriously. HR does not give a flying fuck about you. They are always right. If you oppose them, they will find dirty, back-stabbing ways to crush you. They take responsibility for nothing and control everything. They are Satan.
'I know I sent those important documents for reimbursement to HR. When I tried to follow up on it, they denied ever receiving them and implied I never turned them in. I am so screwed. Dirty Fuckers.'
by Elvira, corporate zombie June 7, 2017
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