The Paula Deen

Insert a frozen stick of butter into your partner during foreplay. When they start dripping, commence coitus.

I brought a tinder date over and gave her The Paula Deen.

by Elton John's Fanny Pack December 21, 2014

Clamgram

The female version of a dick pic.

I sent my boyfriend a clamgram and he came over within ten minutes.

by Elton John's Fanny Pack May 14, 2014