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Definitions by Ellyn Guttman
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The coolest person ever
...ever.
The only
person to make
balding
look elite.
Yo
that guy
must know
Bortz. You see his hair-doo?
STYLIN
!
bortz
by
Ellyn Guttman
May 22, 2004
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