1 definition by Elliot D.C

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one who fucks crabs. perhaps other crustations
man: hey do you wanna come to my house to get high and play halo?
crab fucker :no dude im going to the beach
man: again? youre such a crab fucker!!
by Elliot D.C September 10, 2006
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