Definitions by Ell Webster

Up The Tordoff

Having anal sex with someone in the showers after rugby, the tordoff (the person taking it up the bum) usually has the smallest penis.

Oh no josh you didnt take it up the tordoff again did you?

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Trying your luck with all the girls you like but being strung along and rejected by every single one.

Oh Milan your such a needy nedic these days, leave them alone.

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