Elizabeth Ma's definitions

Tri-sexual

Tri-sexuality, simply means that a male or female is no longer attracted to men or women. What should one do if they are no longer attracted to mainstream genders? Why, become attracted to triangles of course! It cuts all the pain and aggravation out of relationships! Tri- Sexuals are perfectly content making sweet sweet love to their Trigonometry homework.

~Founded by Mr. Burkman. All hail Bradford!

Girl one: I'm so sick of relationships, I think I'm tri-sexual
Girl two: Then we should both find a right triangle to settle down with.

by Elizabeth Ma November 2, 2011