Definitions by Eliot Rosewater

crab pot 

Where all the crabs go to get steamed!

Person 1: Hey, where you going tonight? (Person 1 is a crab)
Person 2: The crab pot! (Person 2 is also a crab or somesuch shellfish)

(Both are getting steamed)

crab pot by Eliot Rosewater January 13, 2008