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Definitions by ElJanel

Golden Girling 

(verb) multiple women of a certain age sharing a home out of necessity or preference.
"My friends and I have been seriously making plans for Golden Girling in 5-10 years."
"That former resort for sale would be the perfect place for Golden Girling"
Golden Girling by ElJanel July 3, 2024

Sister Ex 

Your ex's ex with whom you have become friends. The friendship starts out as a trauma bond, swapping stories and comparing notes on the dude's lies, cheating, and manipulative behavior, and evolves into a genuine sisterhood.
I'm getting together with my Sister Ex on his birthday to wish him a year of pain and misery.

My sister ex confirmed he was cheating on her with me when we met.
Sister Ex by ElJanel November 6, 2023

Drama Goblin 

Someone who gleefully and unashamedly welcomes and shares (relatively) harmless gossip.
"That's my ex boyfriend's ex girlfriend! I'm too much of a Drama Goblin not to say something to her!"

"My inner Drama Goblin could not resist dishing with my friend about what happened at Book Club"
Drama Goblin by ElJanel November 5, 2023