El Roberto's definitions

bagpipe

To have sex by using the armpit of another person for stimulation of the penis until orgasm. The term makes reference to the Irish and Scottish musical instruments of the same name: bagpipes have an airbag that is inflated by the performer, held under the arm, and squeezed. This term is heard most often among gays, but the act can be performed by hetero- or homosexuals.

"I humped my partner's armpit until I came, what we call a bagpipe."

by El Roberto July 7, 2005

no fly zone

1. air space off-limits to the air force of a certain country. The term received a lot of media attention after the first Iraq war when the Iraqi air force was not allowed to fly in areas prohibited by the U.N.

2. reference to the anus and anal sex, particualrly with a woman. Used on the Howard Stern Show as way to get past the censors.

Did she let you penetrate her no fly zone?

by El Roberto April 3, 2004