El Keighley's definitions

Zen

Doing a Zen is the worst possible insult given to a person who thinks they can drive but then tries to and then totally fucks up.

Friend 1 "Did you see Zen the other day?"
Friend 2 "Yeh, he did a Zen again.."
Friend 3 "What a Clive"

by El Keighley November 29, 2013