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Someone who is overly obsessed with University of Texas athletics. Applies especially to those who have not actually attended said university.
Phil: Did you catch the Texas womens' golf match yesterday? It was epic!!!
Bill: You're such a longwhorn.
Bill: You're such a longwhorn.
by El Jefe Mas Grande July 15, 2011
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