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lee/ n. the situation of being the only
single, straight male in a large group, especially in the workplace.
Jay: Is the new guy in the Compliance department married or gay?
Paige: Why?
Jay:
Cuz I like being the only straight,
single guy in this company. Lots of pretty
girls here, and only me to flirt with.
Paige: that's creepy.
Rick: No, he's just trying to protect his manopoly.