Definitions by El Horritt
bum wizard
An anal magician. The King of the colon. A man who enjoys uphill gardening and the pleasures of naked, young men. Give him a pert boy bum and watch him make things disappear in it.
Steve only bend over to pick up the soap and Simon made his entire willy disappear in him. Total bum wizard.
bum wizard by El Horritt January 4, 2017