1 definition by El Cool Magnifico, VH Affiliate

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Definition 1: Cone: To destroy, do away with, slaughter, or kill.

Definition 2: To be completely and utterly dominated in any way shape or form.

Definition 3: To describe something or someone that is doomed, done for, has no chance of survival, about to be owned, etc. Note: a suffix is not necessary if it is undesired.

Definition 4: The topmost tier of being utterly dominated: Owned, Pwned, Coned; Conage

Definition 5: To move a construction cone into the path of a moving vehicle.

Etymology: This word first came into usage when a College Student used the word in a Facebook™ group, soon all the group members were using the word. Soon after that the word made its debut in the online gaming world when it was made the slogan of the Clan VH GANGSTAS. I was first informed of the word by my neighbor who had heard it from a friend of his in South Carolina who had played against the VH GANGSTAS Clan and been utterly dominated. I preceded to track this word back to its origin in Facebook™ and was actually able to find the original Facebook™ post: “…Cuz’ he’s a little bitch that definitely needs to be coned….”
1. “We need to CONE Osama” or “Osama is to be CONED”

2. “Haha, You got CONED in paintball Matt! First you ran into barbwire, tripped over it, got stuck upside-down on it, and then you got riddled by like 60 balls—by the way, how are your balls feeling after getting hit multiple times? Man it was funny when you screamed and cried!”

3. "Stew is fucking CONE(D) if he thinks he can take on Brock in kickboxing"

4. “Haha, CONED!—Loser”

5. “I am reminded of the time I hucked the street cone into the side of Bobs car in the parking lot. Ah, that was nice...man we CONED him good.”
by El Cool Magnifico, VH Affiliate September 20, 2006
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