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Matts tend to have bright blue eyes and are the best boyfriends. They are loyal and there eyes are normally squinted. If you ever see a Matt you need to smack there arse and say “Donald trump is elite”. Matt normally chats a lot of dogs bollocks and thinks they are funny. They normally like fishing and erm hiding children.
Look at those sausage fingers matt
by Egga da June 15, 2019
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