Egga da 's definitions

Matt

Matts tend to have bright blue eyes and are the best boyfriends. They are loyal and there eyes are normally squinted. If you ever see a Matt you need to smack there arse and say “Donald trump is elite”. Matt normally chats a lot of dogs bollocks and thinks they are funny. They normally like fishing and erm hiding children.

Look at those sausage fingers matt

by Egga da June 15, 2019