Chong Lee

That one cousin your mom compares you to.

A typical Chong Lee will play at least 5 instruments and speak 4 languages.

Girls will adore him but he doesn’t want to date until he’s at least 19 to stay pure.

He’ll get perfect grades and every teacher will bow to him whenever he’s near and kiss the ground where he’s stepped.

Chong Lee is powerful and in your peripheral vision, you’ll sometimes see his stand. His power is immense.
Parent 1: “You’re such a disappointment
Parent 2: “Why can’t you be like your cousin, Chong Lee?”
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