Definitions by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion
Community Fleshlight
A flesh light kindly left in the middle of your area for when you need a quick release and you have no where else to turn to, the juices left by other people are there to help your sesh and you should leave an extra load for the next.
Stranger: hey mind if you leave an extra load in there for me, my cocks a bit cold.
Community fleshlight user: of course I can, wouldn’t mind lending me an extra hand though?
Community fleshlight user: of course I can, wouldn’t mind lending me an extra hand though?
Community Fleshlight by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 11, 2020
Edward Scat Hands
A drunken game where 3 bros watch scat porn together and jerk off over a biscuit, last to cum has to eat the biscuit with a nugget of all 3 participants scat on the biscuit with the 3 loads, all has to go down in one bite and no spitting.
Edward Scat Hands by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 9, 2020
edward jerk hands
A game where 3 bros have to drink a 40 as fast as possible and the loser has to jerk the other 2 off simultaneously, then whoever cums last has to eat both loads off of a biscuit.
Hey bros wanna play Edward jerk hands tonight?
Sure as long as the biscuit is a chocolate digestive!
Sure as long as the biscuit is a chocolate digestive!
edward jerk hands by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 8, 2020
Edward Jerky Hands
A drunken game in which 3 participants have to watch scat porn and attempt to remain flaccid, first one to get a boner has to jerk off the other 2 participants and ingest the semen off of a soggy biscuit
Edward Jerky Hands by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 3, 2020