EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion's definitions

edward jerk hands

A game where 3 bros have to drink a 40 as fast as possible and the loser has to jerk the other 2 off simultaneously, then whoever cums last has to eat both loads off of a biscuit.

Hey bros wanna play Edward jerk hands tonight?
Sure as long as the biscuit is a chocolate digestive!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 8, 2020

Edward Jerky Hands

A drunken game where 2 bros watch scat porn and the first to get hard has to jerk himself and the participant off onto a biscuit in between them, then has to eat both loads off the biscuit in one bite.
If the loser fails to eat the biscuit in one bite or fails to make the participant and himself cum in 10 minutes the punishment is to finger himself while jerking off, then cum onto the shitty finger and suck it all off clean.

1: Yo bro we playing Edward Jerky Hands tonight?
2: ofcourse but you better cum this time, my ass is still sore from last nights jerky hands!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 16, 2020

Edward Scat Hands

A drunken game where 3 bros watch scat porn together and jerk off over a biscuit, last to cum has to eat the biscuit with a nugget of all 3 participants scat on the biscuit with the 3 loads, all has to go down in one bite and no spitting.

Yo bros wanna play Edward Scat Hands tonight?
Sure but I’m not losing this time!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 9, 2020

Roll roulette

When you and a bro use the blue scroller on your Snapchat camera roll in a Dm and swipe as fast as possible and the first pic you see you have to send, do that back and forth till you can’t send bc you’re a pussy. Has to be first thing you see or you’re gay

Yo wanna play roll roulette?
Ok fine but don’t back out on me this time bitch.

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 23, 2020