11 definitions by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion
When you and a bro use the blue scroller on your Snapchat camera roll in a Dm and swipe as fast as possible and the first pic you see you have to send, do that back and forth till you can’t send bc you’re a pussy. Has to be first thing you see or you’re gay
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 23, 2020
Every Sunday one of your bros gives a dare to another bro, then on the alternating Sunday the bro has to one up that date, on and on until one bro has backed out of 3 dares, once they have 3 backs they have to give a handjob to completion to the other lad
Yo my slime I have a Mud-A-Weekly for you rn, lick that charging cable while it’s on!
Yeah that’s piss bro! *dies in process*
Yeah that’s piss bro! *dies in process*
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion December 20, 2020
A game where 2 bros watch lesbian 69 porn and stick both their cocks into a massive condom, and a third bro jerks both cocks at the same time to make it fair, last to cum has to drink both loads.
Hey bro want to try Edward Posh Hands tonight?
Yeah sure but as long as he jerks us at the same pace this time!
Yeah sure but as long as he jerks us at the same pace this time!
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 18, 2020
A game where 3 bros have to drink a 40 as fast as possible and the loser has to jerk the other 2 off simultaneously, then whoever cums last has to eat both loads off of a biscuit.
Hey bros wanna play Edward jerk hands tonight?
Sure as long as the biscuit is a chocolate digestive!
Sure as long as the biscuit is a chocolate digestive!
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 8, 2020